"What does the Psychiatrist like to snack on after dinner?
... CRACKED NUTS"
How to write a joke
"Like any short form of writing, creating jokes teaches how to use a few words effectively.
In this article, I will give examples of jokes and I will (shudder) explain them too. I know, you shouldn’t explain your jokes, but this helps us talk about them." (dailywritingtips.com)
"Vous avez beau vous appliquer, cela ne veut pas rentrer : impossible de manier la langue de Shakespeare !
Alors ne désespérez plus : avec des phrases françaises adaptées, vous arriverez à vous faire comprendre par les Grands-Bretons !" (vuesdumonde.forumactif.com)
When I was a kid, I had no watch.
I used to tell the time by my violin.
I used to practise in the middle of the night,
and the neighbours would yell,
"Fine time to practise the violin,
three o'clock in the morning!"
Introduction - History - American Comic Strips - International
Comic Strips -
Ideological Slants - Comic Books - Modern Trends - Bibliography
Geography Joke Page(geography-site.co.uk) ex : Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A:Because there are so many keys...
things we didn't know this time last year(BBC) ex : "Bill Gates does not have an iPod....
Oliver Twist is very popular in China, where its title is translated
as Foggy City Orphan...
The length of a man's fingers can reveal how physically aggressive he
is, scientists say..."