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L'anglais pratique
"Vous avez beau vous appliquer, cela ne veut pas rentrer : impossible de manier la langue de Shakespeare !
Alors ne désespérez plus : avec des phrases françaises adaptées, vous arriverez à vous faire comprendre par les Grands-Bretons !"
(vuesdumonde.forumactif.com)
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Kids Are Quick - Jokes (jokes4teachers.com)
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When I say I'm broke, I'm broke! - A joke about a vacuum cleaner salesman and a lady. 
(freejokesrus.com)
Suggestion : Ne pas donner la fin. La faire deviner.
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Funny
Jokes - Une sélection de liens
(surfnetkids.com)
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Listen
to almost 200 jokes 
divided into different categories such as animals, boys & girls,
Christmas, doctors, family, food & drinks, history, horror, jobs,
school, etc.
(British Council)
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Being a
Teacher... - a joke
(jokes4teachers.com)
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When I was a kid, I had no watch.
I used to tell the time by my violin.
I used to practise in the middle of the night,
and the neighbours would yell,
"Fine time to practise the violin,
three o'clock in the morning!"
- The
Geography Joke Page (geography-site.co.uk)
ex : Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A:Because there are so many keys...
- Humour (f2.org) :
Silly Stories - Still silly, but true - Satire & Parody - Online Cartoon
Strips - Silly People -
Silly WWW sites - Cooking Humour - The Crypt of Eyesores - Songs - Programming
Humour - Microsoft Forlorn Fans of Weirdness - Spoken Comedy - Language
Humour - Quotes -
Odd Words - Nonsense Poems (f2.org/humour)
- Anecdotage - Famous
people - Funny stories (anecdotage.com)
- JOKES
(woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk)
"What do bats say in the winter? ... Raindrops keep falling
on my feet!"
"What do cannibals say when they are hungry?... Give us a hand!"
- You are
what you eat! - puzzle to print (hoadworks.com)
- ex : "What does the Psychiatrist like to snack on after dinner?
... CRACKED NUTS"
- Weather jokes
(weatherwizkids.com)
- Sketch,
issu de l'épisode 25 de la deuxième saison du 'Monty Python's Flying
Circus' :
script + extraits audio (arobase.org)
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