Teenage undertaker becomes youngest person in Britain to run a funeral home Vocabulary : undertaker / funeral / corpse
"We clean up and prepare the bodies. We wash them, wash their hair, dry them, put make-up on their faces, cap their eyes and sew their mouths up to make them look like they're asleep." (telegraph.co.uk)
Language
for responding to someone's bad news Expressing shock / Imagining how your friend feels / Broaching
the subject / Lending an ear / Offering help
- with an interactive activity (BBC)
Solomon
Grundy (Enchanted Learning)
"Born on Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday..." Listen
to it!
(etc.usf.edu)
Everyday
English in Conversation - Listening Eating /Emotions / Fashion / Friendship / Health /
Housing / Life / Memory / Money /
Romance / Shopping / Time / Traveling / Vacation / Weather / Work
(Focus English)
Why do Americans die younger than Britons ? "New life expectancy figures show Americans some way behind countries like Canada, the UK and Australia. Why?" See Risk factors (BBC)
First synthetic virus created
"The US researchers built the infectious agent from scratch using the genome sequence for polio...
this synthetic artefact would constitute a simple form of life.
Responding to criticisms that such research could lead to bioterrorists engineering new lethal viruses, the scientists behind the experiment said
that only a few people had the knowledge to make it happen." (BBC)
Brazil man appears at own funeral "A 59-year-old Brazilian man has surprised his family by turning up at his own funeral, local media report." (BBC)
Strangers to get €280,000 legacy
"A WOMAN has left all her €280,000 fortune to about 200 people she met by chance through life.
Jeannine Vromant, from Dieppe, Seine-Maritime, died in 2008 at the age of 86 and, having no family and having never married, decided to give
pleasure to strangers who had helped her." (connexionfrance.com)
Woman killed by husband's coffin - UPDATED "A Brazilian woman has died after being struck by her husband's coffin when the hearse they were travelling in was involved in a car crash."
(BBC)
Funerals
from around the world (BBC) "Funerals in other countries and cultures range from the charming
to the bizarre..."
Leona
Helmsley(July 4, 1920 August 20, 2007)
"was a billionaire New York City hotel operator and real estate
investor."
She "left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million
trust fund, according to her will..." Nickname : "Queen of Mean" (Wikipedia)
Rich
US dog hiding after threats
"A dog which inherited $12m (£5.8m) from late New York
hotelier Leona Helmsley is in hiding after it was targeted
by death threats, US media say." (BBC)
But
For Graceby Ace Troubleshooter :
"Silent as the grave..."
If
I Wanted Toby Melissa Etheridge :
"If I wanted to, I could run fast as a train
Be as sharp as a needle that's twisting your brain...
If I wanted to, I could be as patient as death" (lyricsfreak.com)
When
I Rapby Keith Murray :
"There's nothing left for you to do now but kick the bucket"
Kill
Yourselfby Stormtroopers Of Death :
"Dig yourself a hole in the ground Push up daisies six feet down"
Paint
It Blackby Inkubus Sukkubus :
"I want it black, black as coal,
As black as ice, as black as death"
Wise
sayings(wiseoldsayings.com) : Dead men don't bite. - Plutarch (46-120)
Dead men tell no tales. - J. Wilson (1664)
Death is the great leveller. - Claudian
Death keeps no calendar. - English (on death and dying)
Death never takes a wise man by surprise; he is always ready to go.
- Jean de la Fontaine
(1621-1695)
Death pays all debts. - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Death takes no bribes. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
Six feet of earth makes us all equal. - Italian (on death and dying)
Always
Look On The Bright Side Of Lifeby Monty Python :
"You must always face the curtain with a bow...
Life's a piece of shit...
Life's a laugh and death's a joke"
The
Right to Die?- Euthanasia - For and Against
- "Each text is accompanied by tasks to do." (Frankie
Meehan - tesoltasks.com)
Strange
fruitby Billie Holiday :
"Southern trees bear strange fruit,
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees..." - witha
lesson plan(Teachervision) :
"This lesson focuses on Billie Holiday's signature song, "Strange
Fruit," a protest song Lewis Allen (Abel Meeropol) wrote in 1938
about the ongoing and intransigent problem of lynching in the
American South... Working in small teams, students analyze
a variety of primary source materials related to lynching (news articles,
letters written to or written by prominent Americans, pamphlets, broadsides,
etc.) in order to assess the effectiveness of the anti-lynching campaign
spearheaded by African-Americans."
The
Contemplator's Short History of Broadside Ballads "Printed folk music was extremely popular for more
than four hundred years, beginning in the sixteenth century.
Words to popular songs were printed on sheets of varying
lengths. They came to be known as broadsides...
'Death and the Lady' was printed on a broadside by J. Deacon
sometime between 1683 and 1700.
It was printed as 'The Great Messenger of Mortality, or
a Dialogue betwixt Death and a Lady'." (contemplator.com)
"The four concluding lines of the present copy of DEATH
AND THE LADY are found inscribed on tomb-stones
in village church-yards in every part of England" : "The grave's the market-place where all men meet,
Both rich and poor, as well as small and great.
If life were merchandise that gold could buy,
The rich would live, the poor alone would die." (worldwideschool.org)
"A haughty rich young lady tries to buy off Death
when he comes to claim her, but Death shows "no respect."' (librarycompany.org)
Broadside
(music) "Printed lyrics of popular songs were extremely
popular from the 16th century until the early 20th century.
They were commonly known as broadsides or broadsheets..." (Wikipedia)
'Death
and the Lady'- a broadside ballad
"DEATH..Fair lady, lay your costly robes aside.
No longer may you glory in your pride ;
Take leave of all your carnal vain delight,
I'm come to summons you away to-night...
Ta1k not of noon-you may as well be mute
This is no time at all for vain dispute;
Your riches, garments, gold . and jewels bright.
Your houses and lands must on new owners light..."
+ Commentary
:
"This ballad is structured as a dialogue between Death
and a woman, and is clearly intended for moral instruction.
The implication is that the woman has led an extravagant,
sinful life, and death has caught her before she has had
the chance to reflect and pursue a more Christian lifestyle.
The fact that this heavy-handed lesson is aimed specifically
at women illustrates the Calvinist, paternalistic, sometimes
misogynistic moral codes that prevailed in Scottish society
of the time..." (nls.uk)